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Doesn't it just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you find out from an all-knowing fundie that you are hell- bound? For all of us doomed to eternal damnation, it's hug-a-fundie day. Spread the love before they get raptured and your chance is gone forever!

2007-10-11 04:35:22 · 22 answers · asked by The Raven † 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Be sure and give a star so that we can change the world...one hug...and one fundie at a time. Peace to all of you!

2007-10-11 04:48:54 · update #1

(((((((( Saint CJ - Judge of all Mankind ))))))

2007-10-11 05:25:25 · update #2

22 answers

I am an equal opportunity hugger. If a fundie needs a hug, I will give him one. Even if he tells me my soul is damned immediately after.

2007-10-11 04:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Nea 5 · 7 0

Awwh I'm so sorry to hear that :( *hugs* I've had surgery once, was having my appendix removed when I was 8. I reacted very well to the anesthesia and had no complications, although I must say the experience itself was very scary and now I have an ugly scar on my tummy, which is bigger than any other apendix scar I have ever seen :( But I'm just glad to be healthy xD Here is a story which might cheer you up ^_^ My dad was in the army when he was young.. this was in Russia. He served near some northern border, where it was very cold and their living conditions weren't good at all. Well one day his throat started hurting really bad, and it wouldn't stop. So the military doctor said that he should have his tonsils removed. Back then in USSR they hardly ever used general anesthesia (for instance my mom had her appendix removed under local anesthesia) and the doctor didn't even give my dad any local anesthesia for the surgery. The instrument which the doctor used, from my dad's discription, was this thing with a metal hoop at the end, and when you squeeze the handle the hoop squeezes. So the doc stuck that thing into my dad's mouth, wrapped it around one of the tonsils and sqeezed. The first one came off ok, but the doc had a problem removing the second one so he had to squeeze it over and over again while my dad was there in agonising pain bleeding. After the surgery was finally done my dad couldn't even sleep lying down because he simply couldn't swallow saliva because it hurt so much, not to mention he couldn't talk for days. But yeah, he's totally ok now, but still remembers that experience very vividly :P Edit: Didn't write it to scare you, but just to show that it could be worse :)

2016-05-21 22:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Yes I have. She deserved the hug. She would never tell anyone that they were going to hell. She is a very kind and caring person and she helped me with something that people with no guidance or faith of any kind would offer to help me.

2007-10-11 06:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

LOL

ok, since it's a great honor to have them all here to bring us the good news that we are all hellbound, here's a big HUG to them all, (((((((fundies))))))!!!

2007-10-11 13:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Perceptive 5 · 4 0

Kicking and screaming ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I'M MELTINGGGGGGGGGG



(((HUGS))) To CJ and all the fundies

2007-10-11 13:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 2 0

If they won't "accept" prayers from other than "saved Christians", what makes you think they'd accept a hug?

Oh, all right. I'll give 'em thumbs-up today instead of thumbs-down.

Edit: Just in case I miss an opportunity to thumbs-up:
(((CJ))), (((Brian))), (((Rudy P))), (((Suzi))), (((Pastor Art))), (((shjOlds442))), (((C. L. Richardson))), (((Sara))), (((Kait))), (((new creature))), (((Chosen by Grace, etc.)))

2007-10-11 04:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8 2

Here goes -- and it's hard, considering the rather nasty email I got from the person just yesterday........

(((((Chosen By Grace-Eternian)))))

If anyone needs a hug with their anti-psychotic medicines it's him......

2007-10-11 04:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 6 2

LOL
I usually hug a "Fundie" on a "Monday".
Yes we are hell- bound, doomed to eternal damnation. Oh, Saint CJ, please pray for me. LOL LOL

2007-10-11 04:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 12 3

I hug my wife every day.

2007-10-11 04:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

When I try to hug fundies they complain about their flesh burning on contact. :(

2007-10-11 04:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 11 3

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