There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get ome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2007-10-11 01:54:02 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!
oops, it fell off again!
It's around here somewhere......
(_!_) there it is!!
2007-10-11 02:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Tears are running down my face !! and the farmer shot him !!! hahahahahahahahaha!! Poor Chuck !! hahahahaha!!
2007-10-11 05:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Poor Chuck he might have only wanted to spread some muck!!
:-)))
2007-10-11 03:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie.
2007-10-11 06:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tried not to laugh but a little guffaw got out
well done
2007-10-11 02:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.10/10.thanks for the laugh.pretty good too.
2007-10-11 02:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I already have our shotgun loaded! I pity my children they are so going to hate us when they start dateing!! That was hilarious thanks!!
2007-10-11 05:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as funny as the others but its worthy of a star!!
2007-10-11 03:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one, poor guy never had a chance with his name...star!
2007-10-11 02:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I liked that!!!
2007-10-11 02:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by marmalade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋