A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
2007-10-11 01:37:03 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well you wouldn't would you...lol
2007-10-11 01:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-11 08:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny there Jim!!1
Please keep them coming I could us the ex-points!!
thanks for the two points and have a star on the angel!!!
2007-10-11 09:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one, but someone should treat him to some chap stick.
thx for the giggles, star!
2007-10-11 09:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny one!
2007-10-11 08:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by end 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeooooowww!!! He has a drink to wash it down!!! eeeeooowww!! ILMAO!!
2007-10-11 12:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk haha
2007-10-11 12:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats rank! have a star!
2007-10-11 10:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Very cringeworthy.
:-)))
2007-10-11 09:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my Gosh
LOL
2007-10-11 08:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by RuNa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-11 11:47:57 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋