In the offices of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad:
"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building:
"Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad:
"Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."
2007-10-11 01:20:03 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha literally very funny.
:-)))
2007-10-11 01:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In a New York medical building:
"Mental Health Prevention Center"
I'm crying at that one!!
2007-10-11 01:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No those did not and don't element to the Destruction of Jerusalem in 70 A.D. the faster that that reasoning and image is dropped from theory techniques the faster Christians would be waiting to work out different deceptive interpretations of the enemy. _______ sure - those signs and warning signs are literal and repeated interior the texts returned. _______ historic previous under no circumstances factors to an preliminary success by potential of a unmarried Roman military which devastated Jerusalem in A.D. 70. The Jewish insurrectionists have been led by potential of Idumean rebels. The Idumeans have been of an identical tribe and human beings as a results of fact the 1st Idumean chief Antipater and one governed on the time of Jesus stated as Herod. Idumeans declare to be Jewish yet are actually not. the terrific destruction of the Idumean management and rule got here approximately on the Masada castle which became hinged on the top of the Valley of the Kenites. - Peter nor Paul nor John in any of the hot testomony writings ever point out the prophecy of our Lord and Savior as related to the destruction of the rebels by potential of generic Titus and his military. - At no time does historic previous checklist signs and warning signs interior the heaven or any of the different rules stated by potential of our Messiah. - it truly is a defective line of reasoning and is a waste of time. it may desire to do nicely for people who have faith this to bypass right into slightly diagnosis to work out who first made this connection.
2016-10-22 00:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!! hahahahahahaha!! What if they took literally??Mental Health Prevention Centre!! I got to try that one!hahahaha!!
2007-10-11 05:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's 10/10 x
2007-10-11 01:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao they are very literal. Nice play on words, thx for the laugh
star!
2007-10-11 02:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some good one there Jim
2007-10-11 01:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent but Reader's Digest has many more cute ones..
2007-10-11 01:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiya jim x so funny x you brighten the day with your quips x lol x
2007-10-11 05:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your back again i see, not bad at all young man
2007-10-11 04:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-10-11 05:10:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋