A man ,his wife& his mother-in law were on vacation in the jolhyland. While they were there ,the mother-in-law passed away.The undertaker told them,"You can have her shipped home for £5000,or you can bury her here in the holy land for £200.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.The undertaker asked,"why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home ,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only spend £200?"
The man said,"its not that mate, a man died here 2000 years ago,he was buried here and then three days later he rose from the dead!. Sorry mate Ijust cant take that chance."
2007-10-10 21:52:03 · 12 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Richy can you blame the poor guy,I will also not take that chance,here have a star and thanks for the laugh,need that cause me Paddy's in hospital.
2007-10-11 03:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!
2007-10-11 05:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good one.
2007-10-11 06:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i love mother in law jokes
2007-10-11 05:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. nice one. have a star
2007-10-11 05:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Kenneth L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good have a star
2007-10-11 05:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.lol
2007-10-11 04:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-11 05:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart man. He was thinking.
What I always wondered was: Why would a Mormon want more than one wife? Six wives mean six mothers-in-law.
Not thinking. Duh!!!
2007-10-11 05:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!! star for you
2007-10-11 05:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋