7:00 am- early morning Jesus worshipping session
9:00 am- pancake breakfast
10:00 am- frolicking through grassy meadows with unicorns and fairies.
12:00 pm- afternoon harp concert.
1:30 pm- worshipping Jesus
2:30 pm- arts and crafts
4:00 pm- worshipping Jesus
5:00 pm- kitty and fluffy bunny petting time
7:00 pm- "hug everyone you see" hour
8:00 pm- worshipping Jesus
9:00 pm- bedtime story
10:00 pm- lights out
Any questions?
2007-10-10 19:37:05 · 14 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HMMM no thanks! I don't get to kick puppies ,or trip Senior citizens ! I don't get to eat 3 times a day only a pancake breakfast! hugging???? I want to strangle!
is this too much to ask????? I 'm not playing!
{{{crosses arms and pouts}}}
2007-10-10 19:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would God send you to haven if you only wanted to go because of your fear of hell don,t ever let yourself think that. God loves you and you will go to heaven but in his time and in his way . If it was only his Chosen few God would be a failure eternally killing or torching everyone else, this is not God it is the monster today's Churches worships.
2016-05-21 03:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you telling me that the butt wrinkle removal sessions for today is canceled?
sheeesh then why didnt they provide cushions to protect our butts from those soggy clouds yesterday?
and how about the finger restoration clinic?
I played yesterdays Harp concert - they are supposed to restore the fingers I got worn down to the nubs
2007-10-11 06:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by genntri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I have a future prediction as well. LOL!
Look nice but I know God didn't e-mail that.
2007-10-10 19:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say to this is that something is making you to think about GOD and eternity and hopefully there will be a time when you become a Chrisitian
2007-10-10 19:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by allya 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Spirits don't eat besides, where would you go to the bathroom?
2007-10-10 19:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does eternity have a daily schedule?
2007-10-10 19:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i bet some people are saying "and i thought heaven was supposed to be different"
2007-10-10 19:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
your a fruit lol
heaven is much different
2007-10-10 19:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by invisible_being 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where does sex and drinking come into this?
2007-10-10 19:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋