Counting numbers?

Question

A teacher ask the class of little one what number comes after 3 "four.. my daddy taught me some number at home". " very good" says the teacher " now what then comes after 7" and the same kid replies "eight". "you are very good " says the teach.. " now whats the 3 numbers after 10"......" oh thats easy its Jack Queen King" says the little kid

Answer 1

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your mom".

Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" She answered, "My boyfriend."

A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "what are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny answered, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"


Or...

Little Johnny was in his first week of kindergarten, when the teacher asked the children to get up in front of the class and tell what they'd done on their summer vacation.
"I went to see my Nana.", said Johnny.
"No", the teacher interrupted,"this is BIG people school, not preschool. We use BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother."
"Yes,"Johnny continued, "I went to see my Grandmother, and I rode on the Choo-choo."
"Now, Johnny,"the teacher again interrupted, "remember....BIG people school. BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother, and you rode on the train."
"Yes,"he continued, "I rode on the train....and my grandmother bought me a new book." "And what was the name of that book?", the teacher asked.
After much thought...and a minute of silence, Johnny answered...."Winnie the ****"

Answer 2

One for the card player in us all.
Have a star

Answer 3

Hahahaha!!! That's cute!

Answer 4

I love it! Now thats my kind of counting!!

Answer 5

superb hahahaha good one

Answer 6

cute

Answer 7

hahaha

Answer 8

lol very good!!

Answer 9

awwwww....
That is so cute!

Answer 10

haha thanks