Q. (Showing man picture), That's you?
A. Yes sir.
Q. And you were present when this picture was taken, right?
Q. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q. Do you drink when you're on duty?
A. I don't drink while I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.
Q. ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial.
A. The victim lived.
Q. Are you sexually active?
A. No, I just lie there.
2007-10-10 19:35:19 · 6 answers · asked by malen316 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Things people actually said in court!
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between mileposts 498 and 500.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he usually doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until you left, is that true?
Q: So you were gone until you returned?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marraige terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pusuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You don't know what it was or what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
2007-10-10 20:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like a case of mouth in 4th, brain in neutral
2007-10-11 02:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Shunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I have another one
Q: What was the distance between the cars at the time of collision?
and
Q: How was your marrage terminated?
A: By death your hounor
Q: By who's death was it terminated?
2007-10-11 03:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-11 03:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-10-11 02:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by mamalisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2007-10-11 02:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Lavendaluva♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋