would he be the father....or grandfather of the kid. and if hes both....what kind of card does he send the kid for his b day. happy bday from father or happy bday from gpa
2007-10-10 18:48:22 · 13 answers · asked by joneill1186 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he just gets two cards...kind of covering his bases I think. Besides...if there is money in them...well the kid makes out like gangbusters.
2007-10-10 18:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by sketch_mylife 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question when you consider the rubbish birthday and Christmas cards on sale these days. I, as a grandfather am finding it an increasing problem to find a wholesome Christian card.
2007-10-11 01:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus is really three people, if he had sex it would technically be a foursome.
Then he could totally go on Jerry Springer with his baby momma. The show would be called "I slept with my boyfriend and his dad....at the same time!!"
He would probably also end up having to go on Maury and taking one of those paternity tests. Family holidays would be very awkward.
2007-10-11 01:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he had a LOT of illegitimate kids all over the place. He'd probably call them all Jesus Jr.
2007-10-11 02:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would not only be the most "Christian" family, but also the most dysfunctional.
Not to mention that uncle Holy Spirit keeps trying to touch Jesus, Jr. in weird places.
2007-10-11 01:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What? That's a pretty stupid question. If Jesus, as you asked, "had a kid", he would be the father. The "kid" would be a grandchild if he was the grandfather, which would mean he had a "kid" who had a "kid."
2007-10-11 01:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by enarchay 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I went to school with Jesus. He does have more than one kid.
2007-10-11 02:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by David M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is God ok, Gods son is Jesus. But Jesus never had a son...he never married, some ppl believe that he married Mary Magdeline tho... which he never did.
2007-10-11 01:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a life, don't you have nothing better to do than to blaspheme God ???
Don't you know that when you stand before God, that you will wish that you would have shut your mouth ???
God says that all of us have to give an account of every idle word that comes out of our mouth. Good luck to you, my friend.......
2007-10-11 01:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
You have way to much time on your hands.
GET A LIFE.<><
2007-10-11 01:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by funnana 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋