An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-10-10 18:48:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gd mornin to u also, very funny joke thank u for puttin a smile on my face, ps i have given u a star (because u are) tc xx
2007-10-10 20:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by diamondjade 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A shocking after birth story.
2016-05-21 03:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by maegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star! Good morning to you too!
2007-10-10 19:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TY TY TY hahahahaha
I am getting ready for bed and needed a good laugh, I truly do appreciate it!!
Have a good day/night
2007-10-10 18:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tony L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning. Nice to find you in good form. haha that is a good joke.
2007-10-10 20:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning to you as well!
A chortle raised from here
2007-10-10 20:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one gd morning xx
2007-10-11 00:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one - Magic
2007-10-10 21:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I really did laugh out loud.
2007-10-10 19:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning to u too
Wow, that grany will be arrested bout a year, thanks to her true husband. Its funny, thanks for starting the day with a smile.
2007-10-10 19:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by L-kuza H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋