Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and that you telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1729
2007-10-10 18:34:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's old and a lame attempt to be offensive. Insensitive at best and only makes believers question the sincerity of those who are more interested in creating bad will rather than engaging in open and rational dialogue. In time maturity will reveal this.
2007-10-10 18:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Edward J 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
This happened 2000 years ago.
Jesus is the only son of God.
Jesus was born of a virgin.
Jesus did die on the cross.
Jesus did raise from the dead on the third day.
Jesus is coming again.
Ask Jesus into your heart, that you might spend eternity with Him.
Praying you get the full gospel, before its to late.
OH wait I just preached to you the full gospel.
When you stand before God , don't lie and say "NO ONE TOLD ME."
I JUST DID.<><
2007-10-11 01:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually most of what you said is quite well put apart from a bit that you left out - the cosmic zombie replacing your spirit which is 'dead in trespasses and sins ' by the Holy Spirit.
2007-10-11 01:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
**yawns**
+2
2007-10-11 01:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by srprimeaux 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
or, SO it SEEMS
*shifts eyes*
2007-10-11 01:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by Somewhat Enlightened, the Parrot of Truth 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it's funny at all!
2007-10-11 01:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
REPENT
2007-10-11 01:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by repent 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋