If love as in luuurrve, was your meaning to life, "please explain"?

Question

Answer must be humerous, either parody a movie or song.
Find something topically interesting, and leave your phone number if female and good looking for all the male stalkers copying this question? NOT!!!

What is expressing your love? Either a poem, art, or a feeling, perhaps an oxymoron, preferably not your husband or ex, for the guys to be fair, the ideas some might call baggage but have a positive spin as a lesson where you experience true love as a burn mark dowsed hopefully in Herbalife Herbal Aloe Gel, just joking! Gotta have fun, and the odd sales pitch, you too. But not the whole answer???
Must not be in cliches, or hints, go easy on me, I am legally blond!
Please limit use of words to no more than twelve letters per work and do not use double triple quadrupple negatives, split infinitives, expletives, offensive words, or just plane rude insults, ie no mocking condemning etc, have fun, enjoy creatively loving the meaning for what you love living?
Smile in you're typing?

Answer 1

The funny thing I've spent more then a year trying to convice people that love is a serious matter and on top of that, its one of the most immature things to based someones life TOTALY on an emotion. That love is simple, its only the beganing, and only thru love do you find the things that ACTUALLY matter, like understand, compassion, passion, trust, honesty, and companianship. Then you come on here and make it fun? Please buddy, no..... read some of these question and tell me weather you think these guys are actually having fun.... don't mean to offend you, but I notice no one answered you, I think thats the reason. Not me, just them not wanting to make light of it.... no offense, lets see, a joke, himmmm, what do you call a man with no legs and no arms laying on the ground in front of your door? Matt! What do you call a man with no legs and no arms floating in the water? Bob! What do you call a man with no legs and no arms hanging from a wall? Art!