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Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...
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Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."
2007-10-10 18:30:20 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes you were right, terrible groaners, but feckin funny mate, you not on much though, you ok.
2007-10-11 00:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-10 18:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a couple. A baby seal walks into a club. Two drunks were walking home along a railroad track. One drunk says "I'm gonna stop and rest for a while" The other drunk says "Yeah, this is the longest stairway I've ever been on." A two seat airplane crashes into the middle of a cemetery killing both the pilot and passenger. A rescue team was sent out to recover the dead. So far they recovered over 850 bodies and are finding more. A man was walking home from a day at the market where he bought a rooster, a hen, and a donkey. Along the way the donkey sat down in the middle of the road and refused to move another step. A while later the Mother Superior and several young nuns came walking past and the man stopped them. "Oh Mother Superior I am so glad that you came by, My donkey refuses to move and I must be home before dark." "How may we help you?" asked the Mother. The man without thinking for a second said, "Could you hold my cok and pullet while I kick my @ss?" Remember, you asked for these and here's one more. Two brothers came to America to seek out a new life and to find their fortunes. After awhile they became hungry and stopped at a hot dog stand. Wanting to become good citizens and blend in with society the each bought a hot dog. Finding a place to sit they began eating their meal. One brother says to the other, "So, what part of the dog did you get?"
2016-05-21 03:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... it was a huge groaner!!!
i love this one:
Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."
2007-10-10 18:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by yuki_natsuo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real groaners, LOVE IT
09/10
2007-10-10 21:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning Jim!! Glad to see your back ! I groaned and laughed at the same time! The graveyard one broke me up it was so stupidly funny!! I cringed for Stevie!! ooowww!!
2007-10-11 05:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stevie Wonder joke for the WIN
2007-10-10 18:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm and says "a pint for me and one for the road"
2007-10-10 18:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by benz300coupe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao too funny. The Stevie Wonder one was the best.
thx for the laugh, keep em coming
star!
2007-10-11 02:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groaners - yes
Laughing - like a drain!!
2007-10-11 01:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋