someone told me, "No! Jesus will find you"
Well I have heard that you catch more flies with honey, which I thought was a metaphorical saying. So I covered myself with honey, thinking it would attract Jesus.
Turns out, the saying is literal. Jesus still didn't come find me, but I did attract a lot of flies. Bees too.
Do you think I should just leave out a bottle of expensive red wine for Jesus instead?
2007-10-10 18:19:50 · 19 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He is in prison. Atleast that is where a lot of people find him.
2007-10-11 02:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Dublin Ducky 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It may work, like cookies for Santa. The only problem I can think of is that Jesus can make his own wine out of water, so it may not work. But you would attract a bunch of boozers and they can be just as enlightening as Jesus.
2007-10-10 18:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This example is clearly satire, but there is a sect of Christians (see: Creation Museum) that believe that humans coexisted with dinosaurs even though the evidence is to the contrary. They believe this because they believe that the flood/Adam & Eve were historical events and that the Earth is only 6,000 years old.
2016-04-08 02:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really think he is going to come around here where so many want him to babysit and take care of them for all eternity?
sheeeeeeeeeeshumz with all of those places out there in the midnight sky if I were him I would go find other mansions to play in too
2007-10-11 06:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by genntri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if this the same guy you were looking for but Jesus Orozco was on my high school wrestling team.
2007-10-10 18:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't see Jesus everywhere, you are blind you poor soul. I will pray that our Lord will remove the scales from your eyes so that you may see and feel Him in every aspect of the natural & supernatural universe.
God bless you, my friend!
2007-10-10 18:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you leave a bottle of tequila in a popular construction zone, Jesus will find it.
2007-10-10 18:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
get a butterfly net! if something flies by that looks remotely like a middle eastern man flying by catch him!
2007-10-10 18:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should leave the smoke alone ...
next time you look for Jesus, check behind the sofa.
2007-10-10 18:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You'd think they would take better care of their messiah, but they seem to loose him an awful lot, always asking others if they have found jesus. Christ man pay more attention and stop losing him
2007-10-10 18:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋