The Cookie Monster and I had a thing going and she says the baby's mine but its fur is red and mine is black. I'm a bit worried she might have gone and had a fling with Elmo...
2007-10-10 17:25:07 · 16 answers · asked by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Just contact this guy:
http://www.jerryspringertv.com/
He'll be able to help you guys out.
2007-10-10 18:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Well.. let's see... paternity teats... I mena teats... I mean testicle... I mean tests. Phew. I wonder if Freud would have had a hard time! Hard?
Anyway... first thing is ... I will need a sample of your DNA.. a large sample..since I'm a beginner at this... actually, why not just mail yourself over and I will take the samples that I will need.. for scientific purposes of course... the test. I'll be doing a test for paternity. Yes. that'sa good enough excuse. Oh no.. I'm talking out loud now aren't I? Whoops. *That's embarrassing* Oh now I'm dribbling.
Nurse.. I think you gave me the red pill... I need to take the green one!
2007-10-10 18:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Is that why Elmo & Cookie Monster wanted to borrow Oscar the Grouch's trash can!
Oscar told me he could hear something funny going on in there!
2007-10-10 17:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Spreading the love, eh Jack?
Wait until the baby is a few months old - sometimes that first hair - I mean fur - falls out and their real color grows in later. If it starts making that annoying giggle and wants to be tickled all the time, then you know she cheated on you
2007-10-11 04:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No way anyone would cheat on you just might be from yours or Cookies genes...some ancestor with red hair...no worries
Shhh hey Thrice I covered for you...now you behave yourself and tell Elmo to go home...oh yeah almost forgot...go and buy some dye for the baby's hair...remember dark black ;)
(((Jack))) (((Thrice)))
2007-10-10 17:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
C.M loves you and would never cheat. Red fur runs in her family, skips generation. Why do you men always think the worst.
Take her a bouquet of cookies and show her the love.<><
2007-10-10 19:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by funnana 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop keeping your Cyber Mums in suspense! Are we getting a grandbaby or not? Some people are saying there are twins, is this true? You have some explaing to do, young man.
2007-10-11 04:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Maury Povich will be more than glad to help you out----in the most embarrassing way possible, all the while telling all your secrets to the world.
2007-10-10 19:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by beano™ 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I don't know, Javk.
You love em and leave em, don't you?
Your fur is black? I thought it was a rich, brown color.
2007-10-10 18:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Jack, man what's up with you? I'm having your baby too!!! ...it was conceived by some questions and answer getting together and some magic. I'm sure it will look like you and I hope you are ready to pay me and Thrice child support ^_^
What a baby mama drama!!!!!!!
2007-10-10 17:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
how about
http://www.dnasolutions.com.au/
or
http://www.mensconfraternity.org.au/?page=dnatest
it could be that you have a recessive gene for blond or red and so are the happy futher of a muppit.
2007-10-10 22:42:38 · answer #11 · answered by joe the man 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋