Hello canada?

Question

am hear in Ireland and its 4.52 am I'm working a night shift in a nursing home and all is very quiet I think everyone here on yahoo has long gone to bed so I thought i'd log into yahoo Canada Just to say IRELAND says hello I guess i'm bored with no one to talk to so any comments would be great I could do with a laugh to

Answer 1

Laughs are easy to come by. Go to the American Yahoo and read the questions and answers.

10:13 Grande Prairie Alberta

Answer 2

Calgary says hello, and I can't think of any good Irish jokes off the top of my head. And all the good Canadian jokes were elected.

Just remembered a good story!

Fred had been injured during his latest tour of duty. His troop had been ambushed and a mortar round had blown off half of his right foot. After being released from hospital he returned to his home town where he became engaged to his high school sweetheart, a pretty little thing who had grown up sheltered from the woes and strife of the common life. Being more than just a bit naive in the ways of the women and men, she had no idea what she should do on her wedding night, so she asked her more worldly sister for help. Her sister decided that there was not enough time to really teach her anything, so they arranged that the bride would lift the receiver of the phone on the bedside table. Her sister would be listening from the next room in case she needed help or advice. All went as planned, with the one whispering what was happing, and the other offering advice, encouragement, and instructions as needed. As the young couple began to get more intimate and the clothes began to be removed whispered instructions came to nibble his ears, to kiss his neck. When the shirt came off directions to knead the broad shoulders, and to caress the well muscled chest were given. Then the former soldier removed his prosthetic shoe, and the bride gasped “he has a foot and a half!” There was a moment of shocked silence, and then came the whispered instruction “go to sleep, I’ll take it from here!”

Answer 3

It is 12 AM here in Louisiana, US and I am working the night shift in a hotel. I'm bored too, but Yahoo Answers helps. Wish I had a good joke for you, but I am at a loss tonight. Time seems to go by faster if you don't watch the clock!!

Answer 4

Hi Ireland from Bangladesh with love. "An Irishman, an Englishman and a very pretty American lady were travelling ib a train compartment. The train entered a tunnel and it was dark. There was a sound of kissing and then a sound of slap. Englishman with his hand on the face thought, the Irishman kissed the lady and by mistake she has slapped him. Lady thought that the Englishman wanted to kiss her, but by mistake has kissed the Irishman and got slapped. Irishman was thinking, let the train entrer another tunnel and I will give the Englishman another slap!.

Answer 5

On the night shift at a homeless shelter in Jeffersonville, IN (USA). This place IS a joke! Just got a paycheck today for the 1st half of April -- that's how late our checks are coming to us. How about this joke? A bear & a rabbit are side by side having a "nature call". The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with s**t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No". With that, the bear picked up the rabbit, & wiped his own a**! Check on previous jokes through my avatar.

Answer 6

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