2007-10-10 16:27:29 · 9 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. Chuck Norris' seed has immaculately conceived in your womb. But if there's any doubt, you'll know when your child performs its own c-section because his big, beer-keg biceps won't fit through the birth canal.
2007-10-11 17:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dang- that would suck if Chucks baby kicks. Round house kick in the Belly- that's gotta hurt a bit.
Better Watch out Payback may get jealous of Chuck.
2007-10-11 06:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally! I hear the sound of little walker texas ranger struts! WAHOO! I get to be a godmomma! Let me know when you want the baby shower, since your wedding shower was incredible!
But hey, are you sure its Chuck? it could be your hubby's, so we may want ot check...
2007-10-11 14:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend had a dream that her dead father touched her stomach and said 'You're pregnant.' The next day she found out for sure, and it turned out that the due date was her father's birthday.
Unfortunately she lost the baby and it tore her apart.
But I've heard of plenty of other women dreaming they were pregnant, or having an instict they were, and it turned out they were right.
So should we be throwing a baby shower for you Princess? ;)
2007-10-10 18:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey Officer She Told Me She Was 18!!!
You are 18 Right?
2007-10-10 18:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by ASE Master 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I certainly hope you are one day. .. but perhaps not by reason of wrinkly old Chuck Norris.
2007-10-10 17:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You'll know when that baby karate kicks a hole through your tummy.
2007-10-10 17:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by blue chaos soɐɥɔ ǝnlq 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'll know for sure if you feel roundhouse kicks.
2007-10-10 17:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by going postal 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes dear - you will have twins -- penguins
2007-10-10 16:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋