A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..
2007-10-10 16:21:57 · 17 answers · asked by wna 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! "Chili sauce or ketchup" is a great line. "Never try to bull*** a bull***er" would also be a good moral to the story.
2007-10-10 16:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by John (Thurb) McVey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea! Clapping 4 u!
2007-10-10 23:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by mAnGa FrEaK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm ttly lol that waz hilarious love it and nice moral ask more questions like these
2007-10-11 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bambi'sbff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral: Don't sell vacuum cleaners.
2007-10-10 23:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Job! I like that and I'll remember it. Here's your star!
2007-10-10 23:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yea its funny
2007-10-10 23:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by tlalteutli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! That is freaking hilarious!!
2007-10-10 23:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by angela1040 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
duhhhmb
2007-10-10 23:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by dawn666annapolis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha.. yeah, i thought it was funny
2007-10-10 23:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by Claudia M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...poor overenthusiatic guy...
2007-10-10 23:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by yuki_natsuo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋