Only a person in West Virginia could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in West Virginia after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2007-10-10 16:00:54 · 6 answers · asked by Arthurlikesbeer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...the things some people do...
2007-10-10 16:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by yuki_natsuo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The act of driving any form of motor vehicle with a certain percentage of blood alcohol content (BAC) qualifies as an illegal action resulting in a DUI. For West Virginia, the BAC level that is appropriate for anyone under 21 is .02 percent and it is .08 percent for those over 21. The standard for those over 21 years of age is the measurement for an "impaired" driver. If the individual faced with DUI charges was operating a commercial vehicle, then .04 percent is the legal limit. In addition to driving while intoxicated, the state of West Virginia also prohibits the use of narcotics and other forms of illegal substances. It is also the law that each driver must comply with taking a chemical test of their breath, blood or urine in the event that a police officer suspects the intoxication levels of the individual.
2014-04-22 08:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by subhash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.. So, his buddy's were drunk enough that they needed to send out a decoy. Funny. We should also laugh at the family who's father his buddy hit! The big joke of how he was in the wrong place when the drunk missed a red light. The hilarious antics that ensue as the officer breaks the news to the woman nursing the newborn baby that daddy won't be coming home to night, if at all? Top notch humor. Let me know when I can stop laughing.
2007-10-11 01:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ford 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We have been telling that one for years here in Slidell, Louisiana!!!
2007-10-11 01:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2007-10-11 01:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by nick k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. owned!!
2007-10-10 23:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋