GEORGE BUSH : : HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST : : EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT : : I ' M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE
And for the! Grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
2007-10-10 15:48:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha. no, i got this from my circle of friends who also likes to share funny jokes and stuff. lol
2007-10-10 16:35:37 · update #1
Did you actually come up with all of these? You have WAY too much time on your hands...and apparently so do I for reading it! ;)
2007-10-10 16:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!! happy day:) Schoolmaster: The classroom
Elvis: Lives
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Western Union: No Wire Unsent
The Country Side: No City Dust Here
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in'em
Conversation: Voices Rant On
Heavy Rain: Hire a Navy
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
Funeral: Real Fun
Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Debit card: Bad Credit
2007-10-11 01:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before, put it's awesome! Very funny. I especially like the bottom one, XDDDD. (Last one) ^^ ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S These are new ones to me, I loved them!! :D
2016-05-21 02:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! Cool! 100!
2007-10-10 15:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. A star deserved.
2007-10-11 13:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by Nicey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulously witty, DC... I wish that I could give you 2 stars !!!
2007-10-10 20:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. the 1st 1 u told that i havnt hearded b4
2007-10-10 16:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome, star for you
2007-10-10 15:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Izzy C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em DC!
2007-10-11 08:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this somewhere but it's still nice to read!
2007-10-10 16:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by malen316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋