Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie--*poof*--you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm losing weight."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says,
"I think...."--*poof*--
2007-10-10 15:35:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very good
Cinderella,Tom Thumb and Quasimodo sitting around a table.
Cinderella says, i bet I'm the prettiest in the land.
Tom Thumb says, i bet I'm the smallest in the land.
and Quasimodo says, i bet I'm the ugliest in the land.
Cinderella says I'll go and ask the magic mirror,so of she go's.
when she returns she Say's i am the prettiest in all the land.
Tom Thumb go's to see the mirror, and comes back and says, I'm the smallest in the land.
Quasimodo gets up and says, my turn and gos to see the magic mirror, he returns with a shocked look on his face and says.
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS DC GUY"
2007-10-11 01:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny. Here is another one that I like Mirror, mirror on the wall Do you have to tell it all? Where do you get the glaring right To make my clothes look too darn tight? I think I'm fine but I can see You won't cooperate with me, The way you let the shadows play You'd think my hair was getting gray. What's that, you say? A double chin? No, that's the way the light comes in, If you persist in peering so You'll confiscate my facial glow, And then if you're not hanging straight You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight, I'm really quite upset with you For giving this distorted view; I hate you being smug and wise O, look what's happened to my thighs! I warn you now, O mirrored wall, Since we're not on speaking terms at all, If I look like this in my new jeans You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
2016-05-21 02:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I actually met a smart blond once. Oh wait, that was a dream...never mind
2007-10-11 08:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahah! And yet another chuckle from the green monster!! :D
You have awsome jokes.. i luv them all <3
2007-10-10 15:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....it took a second to sink in....but I like it!
2007-10-10 15:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the best blode joke i've ever heard.....Ha ha ha
2007-10-10 21:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by ILoveMyDS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whys it gotta be a redhead?!?!
2007-10-10 16:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe lol! luv u mike lmao
2007-10-10 15:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by **beep** 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...LOL
2007-10-10 20:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell sum new jokes these r old
2007-10-10 15:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋