A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."
The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."
So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in."
The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."
2007-10-10 15:21:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
i think the blonde version is better, but you get a star anyway
2007-10-11 01:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always a good one. There was a fat bum and a skinny bum and the skinny bum asks why is it that everytime we go to the door you get everything and I get nothing. The fat bum said you have to use psycology on them. You need to go up and knock on the door and say Ma'am, I'm a bum but if you have any work around here maybe I could do it and get a meal from you. He then told him that if you tell a bible story they will sometimes throw in a slice of pie. The skinny bum said but I dont know any bible stories. He said tell them about Samson. What about samson he asked. Samson took a bone of an *** and slew a thousand Philistines. He said well I could tell them that. So the skinny bum goes up and knocks on the door. He says Ma'am I'm a bum but if you have any work around here maybe I could do it for you and get a meal. By the way have you heard the story about sam? He said Sam took a bone out of his *** and killed a hundred phillipines. Now aint that a ***** make my slice lemon.
If you want to hear more jokes just email me and I will pass more on.
2007-10-10 15:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by jim196h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-10 15:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is OK not the best, i know its not quite what you want to hear but im just being honest. You get a star anyways though :-)
2007-10-10 15:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 15:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Crazy hobo's!
2007-10-11 07:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-10 15:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Allie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hearded it b4, still get a star tho
2007-10-10 15:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! I'll have to pass that one on!
2007-10-10 16:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha lmao!!! star!!
2007-10-10 15:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by **beep** 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋