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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong.
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Peter was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. 'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed with a smile. "Thats enough" replied Peter. 'Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and chris can buy the ticket!'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine'

'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.' 'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!' 'I know all that.' 'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?' 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.'

Answer 1

Not bad..here's 1 for you...

DEAF GENIE

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!" The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Answer 2

That reminds me .
Two people were waiting at heaven`s gate to get inside.
Asked St. Peter "Are you married ?"
"yes" answered the first man.
"Get in" said St. Peter.
"And are you married" St. Peter asked the next one
"yes" answered the second man ," twice"
"Get out " shouted St. Peter, "we don`t want fools here"

Answer 3

Funny! Good ones! 100!

Answer 4

HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

Answer 5

ha thats funny

Answer 6

not funny but i star anyways

Answer 7

stars for u

Answer 8

heeh, I like the second the best ;]

Answer 9

the first one made me laugh...
its really gooooood!!
keep it on...

Answer 10

They were all funny!!!