A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
2007-10-10 15:15:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny,
good way to save though
2007-10-11 01:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Horrible.
2007-10-10 16:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 15:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
second hand balls at 1 dollar a dozen??????
2007-10-10 16:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd cut off his golf balls!!! happy day:)
2007-10-11 01:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hearded this 1 b4, but i heard it differently.
2007-10-10 15:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a true story? hahahahaha.
2007-10-10 15:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming! here's is a star!
2007-10-10 15:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by cassandra8507 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh poor wife..lol
2007-10-10 15:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!! sad, i feel bad for the wife!!!!! LOL BUT THAT WAS FUNNY!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-10 16:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kween*90'sKid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋