10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
2007-10-10 14:53:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I still can't tell that joke in church, tho.
2007-10-10 15:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check this out TOP 10 Things to say to rattle your MATCH-PLAY opponent 10. “Is your ex-wife/girlfriend dating anyone? 9. “Have you always taken the club that far back?” 8. “I hear housing prices in your town are really tanking.” 7. “Interesting, you hit your short irons like Morgan Pressel.” 6. “I had some wicked chili last night so, just in case, I’m going to apologize right now.” 5. “I can’t wait for Hillary Clinton to get back in the White House.” 4. “[Standing close] What’s that smell? Do you smell that?” 3. “Does your kid have a tattoo? I could have sworn I saw him heading into that ink shop downtown.” 2. “I sure hope I don’t lose this match. My therapist forgot to refill my prescription.” 1. “I’M REALLY ATTRACTED YO YOU!”
2016-05-21 02:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good ones! 100!
2007-10-10 15:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-10-11 07:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to replace your divet! Its not on your list but thats my favorite.
2007-10-10 14:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by G Money 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha. How about Tee-bag :)~
2007-10-10 14:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by This Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha nice
2007-10-10 15:51:08 · answer #7 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEHE!!! I LOVE GOLF:) happy day:)
2007-10-11 01:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love this!
2007-10-10 14:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
**giggles**
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2007-10-10 16:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋