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Im sure since you say there is no God that you have been to all planets everywhere in the universe first and found no person anywhere named God or Jesus ..... ? ( before you came to your conclusion ? ) Dang...cant you tell NASA about your spaceship you used to check the universe and save them some money ? BTW Yes....I have seen and heard God and Jesus....and proven both are real.

2007-10-10 14:50:15 · 21 answers · asked by one_nice_jewish_girl 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sooooo.....

Where's your proof.

2007-10-10 14:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3 1

I've known a few people named "Jesus," but they didn't have any special powers or anything. I don't think any of them were the son of God. I still haven't met anyone named "God," but I'm sure someone on Earth has that name.

So are you saying that you think God and Jesus reside on another planet? That strikes me as a strange idea. I thought the idea of a God that exists outside of time and space was strange enough, but the E.T. god is pretty weird, too.

2007-10-10 22:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 1 0

I don't know if the Muslims and Buddist would agree with you. But I did meet a lot of aliens out there. And they said that they never heard of Jesus but they are waiting for their God Sally to come back and give birth to a giant holy egg. I did find a planet full of just Christians and Muslims, it was the HELL planet. I did find Jesus in space and convinced him to come back with me but sent my ship was sent to the past and all the spanish inquisitors tortured him and killed him. Jesus said it happen before on a cross. No one believed me so I was sent with a Catholic Bishop, but all he wanted to do was have sex with me. I prayed to God, but he let the Bishop's prayer be answered. I guess there is a God and he like gay Bishops.

2007-10-10 22:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby K 3 · 0 0

sure, go through about 15 years of training as an astronaut at NASA and hop on that space ship of yours.


so if we visit every planet in the universe (fyi: not physically possilbe, sorry to let you donw) you'll be convinced there is no god?..... do we need to do this in order to make it ok that we believe that there is no god?


if you care to respond then feel free to email... if not, i'll get the message.

2007-10-10 21:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0 0

actually...there are lots of people named jesus. Admittedly, it's pronounced 'hay-sues', but anyways...

..I'd like to go to the planets and everywhere in the universe. Except maybe a black hole. Or the center of a star. I'll pass on those.

2007-10-10 22:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Blackbird 5 · 2 0

How much do today's scientists know about the observable universe ? At least they are still observing it. The space ship you mentioned here doesn't worth a penny. What they need is a time machine.

2007-10-10 21:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Gone 4 · 2 0

Yeah and the burden of proof is on you huh? Well then, yes same here, Ive been to the edges of this universe on my Millennium Falcon and still no proof of any God.

2007-10-10 21:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Ummm.....when you saw God and Jesus, was that before or AFTER you had those special little mushrooms on your pizza?

2007-10-10 22:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 3 0

Hahahahaha...god, I just can't stop laughing tonight.
There must be a full moon out.

2007-10-10 22:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 1 0

You can come along in my spaceship but there will not be any bible reading or services.

2007-10-10 22:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 3 0

ok, then I'm sure that you can tell your friend God that he can finally come out and say hi to us "unbelievers" okay? because I don't tale a random person's word; please forgive me if I don't.
and that was harsh, she's jewish. there's a difference between that and christianity.

2007-10-10 21:54:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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