A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers? "
Bartender says no.
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?" bar tender says no.
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?"
Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!"
Duck walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?" bartender says no.
Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"
2007-10-10 13:38:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 14:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad..i have 1 for you...
The Unemployed Dickman
The government had taxed every part of our body except the penis. Why?
This is because:
70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is pissed off,
10% of the time it is having hard times, and
the balance 10% of the time it is hiding in the hole.
On top of this, it has two dependents and
both of them are nuts!
2007-10-10 16:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
That's kinda funny
2007-10-10 13:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by dawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dat was cute i liked it
2007-10-10 13:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wtf ist that supposed to be funny???
2007-10-10 13:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by da_laizie_one 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋