Two guys in a car drive right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver. They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop light.
"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the nervous passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver. Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop. "Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger. The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"
2007-10-10 12:50:35 · 7 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
2007-10-10 12:52:11 · update #1
haha omg thats really funny!!! i like the second joke thats awesome!! omg thats funny
2007-10-10 12:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Bri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 20:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta Print this Up, Great One,
2007-10-10 20:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by little sparrow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard the 1st, but the second one was kinda funny
2007-10-10 19:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is pretty dang funny right there
2007-10-10 19:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by birddawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were funny!
2007-10-10 19:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Camille 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-10 19:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋