A guy walks in to Baskin Robins and asks the guy if they sell ice cream there.
The guy says "of course"
The customer asks if he can have a gallon of chocolate, a gallon of vanilla, and a gallon of strawberry.
The employee responds by telling the guy that there is no more chocolate left.
The customer says "ok then I will take a quart of chocolate, a quart of vanilla, and a quart of strawberry"
The employee says "Sir I don't think you understand, there is no more chocolate"
The customer was like " Ok then I will have a pint of chocolate, a pint of vanilla, and a pint of strawberry"
The emoloyee was frustrated so he asked the customer if he could spell the "van" in vanilla
The customer said yes V-A-N
The employee was like ok how about the "straw" in strawberry.
The customer said " S-T-R-A-W"
Then the Employee was like now can you spell the "F*ck" in Chocolate"
The customer was like there is no F*uck in chocolate
the Employee was like " Thats what i've been trying to tell you
2007-10-10 12:42:37 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the joke my econ professor told in class today
2007-10-10 13:05:06 · update #1
* Haha LoL i loved that joke hehe have a star =) *
2007-10-10 12:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but i have 1 for you....
The Unemployed Dickman
The government had taxed every part of our body except the penis. Why?
This is because:
70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is pissed off,
10% of the time it is having hard times, and
the balance 10% of the time it is hiding in the hole.
On top of this, it has two dependents and
both of them are nuts!
2007-10-10 23:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that same joke told different ways for many years, it was funny the first time only.
2007-10-10 19:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 19:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm, it's alright, but the transition to spelling was kinda bad. If you work on it a lil it could be good.
2007-10-10 19:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Startoshadows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is ok Not real funny
2007-10-10 19:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by birddawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive already heard this one.
2007-10-10 19:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id give it a 2 star outta five...
2007-10-10 19:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-10-10 19:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by snickers_902 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it!
2007-10-10 20:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by senor_sky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋