Do you have funny stories you would like to share if so you can?

Answer 1

In my bedroom changing to go for a late night drink, I undressed, forgot what I was doing and went to bed.

Answer 2

A West Virginia Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.

"The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of West Virginia to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card", "SHOW, HIM, YOUR,CARD!!!!"

Answer 3

A lady goes into a jewellers and spies the diamonds! Going over to the glass cabinet, she bends for a closer look. As she's bending over, she farts! A salesman is directly behind her and, embarrassed, he asks if he can be of assistance? Oh, says the lady, i was just wondering how much this diamond ring was? The salesman then says, madam, if you farted just looking at it you'll **** yourself if i tell you the price!!!!

Answer 4

well my friend has a four wheeler we tied some rope to a bike and tied on to the 4 wheller and the seat on the bike broke and my pants were pulled down by the tire and i got my but burned

Answer 5

my boss is a closet gay, 45 year old male, still living with his parents, virgin , takes a self-dence class and wonders around work practising his kicks, biggest Dr.Who/Marvel/DC fan...

funny enough? lol

Answer 6

Are we in port yet sir?
No, we are still up to our knees in wine.