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or what would Christians do to keep pesky Atheists away from them??????

2007-10-10 12:32:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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To keep Christians away? Lions.

As for something Christians can use to keep atheists away, isn't that kind of like hunters using something to keep deer away?

2007-10-10 12:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Actually, the garlic worked by itself. However, in accordance with the union contract, a PROP had to be used (for visual purposes or whatever). So, to keep the carpenter union happy, the selected prop was a cross. Which then became the traditional prop.

Garlic is the tool of choice. Eat lots and lots of garlic. Should work with just about ANY pest of your definition.

Unless, of course, the pest enjoys garlic. But that's a completely different problem.

Yaks(pbuh)...(not enough omega oils...hairballs)

2007-10-10 18:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I do not allow there influence of religion bother me to the point that I would be rude towards them. Each individual is entititled to their own belief. If you were a co-worker and happened to be a Johava
witness yet kept the fact to yourself. I would continue working with this person without their religion building a barrier between us. I am a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. I do not seek out Jews or another race other then white out of spite and hatred. That is not we stand for or why we have grown too become hundreds of Millions of members World wide. We do not show ignorance in the eye of the public. But! Do not take us lightly either............!

2007-10-10 15:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm not an atheist but I use a Pentacle (if possible) to keep pesky Fundamentalist Extremist Christians away....

Although sometimes that backfires, so I can use bible quotes if need be

2007-10-10 12:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 3 0

A biology book or a picture of Charles Darwin to keep Christians away

2007-10-10 13:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 1 0

To keep the christians away, just show them that they must actually DO what Jesus said to do. They don't like rules, and that usually runs them away.

Usually the antics of the christians are enough to keep the athiests, and any non-members away.

2007-10-10 12:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by NXile 6 · 3 0

the only shown protection against zombie attack is an effective early warning device. ultimate thank you to maintain a zombie away is to apply a 12 gauge shotgun. in case of zombie apocalypse, it extremely is cautioned you be properly provided with shells. i prefer to advise a sturdy sharp machete besides. save the garlic for pizza.

2016-10-06 11:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I can wholeheartedly recommend a diet rich in baked beans and tabasco sauce. I've found that that keeps both of them as far away from me as they can possibly get.

2007-10-10 12:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 3 1

Atheists should wield science textbooks.

Christians are always wielding the implements that repel Atheists when they proselytize door-to-door: Bibles, brochures, crucifixes...

2007-10-10 12:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 4 2

My grandpa used to run the door-to-door bible-thumpers off with his shotgun. I understand that's pretty effective.

2007-10-10 13:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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