Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
What do you think?
2007-10-10 12:14:04 · 21 answers · asked by TigerLily 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First of all, I don't think this is blasphemy. It's saying God is without sin. I like it. Good twist. I actually thought it was going to be a serous question too.
2007-10-10 12:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-10 12:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by collins 17 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is the only one with the right to "throw the first stone" so it makes sense even though thats not what happened...lol
2007-10-10 12:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by chazna 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That God is without sin. No-one else threw the stone.
2007-10-10 12:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lofty M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever wonder what it was Jesus drew in the dirt? Was it a magical ward?
2007-10-10 12:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
2007-10-10 12:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by James 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... The slaughtering of a woman is hardly amusing.
You know... I wonder why the man wasn't out there too?
2007-10-10 12:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get your point. However, many people doodle on paper when they are talking on or off the phone--Jesus had sand.
2007-10-10 12:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by avaddohn-Apollyon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's stupid, blasphemous and you have waaayyyy too much time on your hands. I feel sorry for you posting this, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Also it's a really dumb joke, if that is what it's supposed to be.
2007-10-10 12:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I nearly fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard this one.
2007-10-10 12:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋