A man goes to the doctor and reports that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
"Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up," the doctor says. "Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "My goodness, Doc, exactly what's my problem?"
Says the doctor, "You're not drinking enough water."
2007-10-10 11:13:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny
2007-10-10 11:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L 9/`0 x
2007-10-10 18:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, ok i laughed, yet tell greater effectual ones in destiny. oh by employing the way, paddy replace into taken aback to learn that the cows on his farm had bluetongue, he reported, be jesus i didnt even comprehend that they had cellular telephones. thank you Alan.
2016-10-21 23:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lmao funny 10!! enjoy a star!!
2007-10-10 11:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are you getting these jokes from? - The children's big book of desperately unfunny jokes!?
2007-10-10 11:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Cat Shaver 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
poor like the rest of your jokes tonight.
2007-10-10 11:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by Nik 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good raw material, but the delivery needs work.
2007-10-10 11:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Startoshadows 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha hilarious
2007-10-10 11:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, i laughed i guess, but i've eard better hnestly. but it was good.
2007-10-10 11:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by мαɢɢιє 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
You sure do like telling jokes huh
2007-10-10 11:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋