What was happening before you were born?

Question

If a pregnancy is about 40 wks then if you were born:
First week ofSeptember means your parents were being more thankful than just for Turkey

Second thru Fourth week of September someone was trying to get a better Chrismas present.

First week of October means your parents were having a HAPPY New Year.

Third week of November means your are Valentino's Kid

First week of January meant you were a joke (April Fools)

Second week of February means someone had too much Tequila.

All of March and first week of April means someone went to a Wedding

Second Week of April means your parents did more than watch fireworks.

First week of August means your parents did more than dress up halloween

So when were you born?

Answer 1

they had sexy time in july and u dont have july!
jaja