When I'm on the john doing my business....sometimes when I drop a real bomb the water splashes up and gets me all wet.
What can I do about it?
2007-10-10 09:17:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2007-10-10 09:50:06 · update #1
Get a step ladder and drop it from a greater height
2007-10-10 09:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It seldom happens to me. Your bomb must be really huge. How about putting some toilet paper on the water before dropping your bomb to cushion it.
2007-10-11 03:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My relatives in Ukrania have a hole in the floor to squat over. The old outhouse had spiders, but no splash ups!
2007-10-10 16:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Ray. If you stand on the seat, you'll be out of the splash zone.
2007-10-10 16:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do what I do and take a dump in the unrinal. That way no splash.
2007-10-11 01:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try standing tippy toes on the seat. Works ok for me.
2007-10-10 16:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a privy and dig the trench deep (will help with magazine and newspaper recycling too)
2007-10-10 16:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's why I use baby wipes when I'm taking a super dooper.
2007-10-10 19:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's actually supposed to help with, well, clean up.
I mean, you probably need a wet wash after that, huh?
2007-10-10 16:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start unloading more often, at shorter intervals - your deuce wouldn't be nearly as massive.
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2007-10-10 16:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋