So Jesus is addressing the multitude and says, "He who is without sin, cast the first stone."
The next minute, a rock flies through the crowd and hits him upside his head...
Jesus yells out: "AW MU-UM! YOU DO THAT TO ME EVERYTIME!!"
2007-10-10 08:20:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus on the cross. 'Peter come here.' ' I am coming my lord' Roman soldier tries to prevent him and cuts off one of his arms. 'Peter, Peter come to me' He tries again, Roman soldier cuts off his other arm. 'Peter' Peter come to me' ' I coming my lord' Roman soldier cuts off one of his legs. 'Peter, Peter come to me' Peter manages to hop to the base of the cross. 'Yes my lord' Jesus gazes down at him and says 'I can see your house from up here'
2007-10-10 09:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute! hehehe
2007-10-10 08:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Smokefaninla 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one is so cute!!
2007-10-10 11:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so silly...
2007-10-10 09:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by Cotton C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋