Like, would there be a situation where ol' Jesus is chillin up on the 2nd floor balcony (inside), hears the front door slam, strolls over to the railing to look down into the foyer area, then exclaims "Oh snap, keg's here! F yeah!!!" while making a beeline towards said pole?
Indeed.
2007-10-10 07:30:26 · 10 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tis true, Nolte. But was not Jesus also persecuted for His actions? I must keep on keepin on...
2007-10-10 08:18:13 · update #1
Well, yeah! Who can resist sliding down a firepole?
2007-10-10 07:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by CFol27 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, aren't you already skating with The Nolte on the thin ice of Lake Suspension?
2007-10-10 15:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would use it but this is what would happen. Someone would say, "aww man we are out of beer, who wants to make a beer run?"
Then Jesus would say wait a minute guys, and walk over to the water cooler and say, "Watch this"
2007-10-10 14:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You had me at Jesus came over to visit.
2007-10-10 14:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who could resist using a firepole???? Not even Jesus!
2007-10-10 14:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by ۞ Vixen ۞ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus prefers going commando, so I'd stay on the 2nd floor, if I were you.
2007-10-10 14:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should invite the Whore of Babylon over. I hear she can't see a pole and not dance around it.
2007-10-10 14:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Might, he would definitely walk across your bathtub to liven up the party.
2007-10-10 14:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sad question from a shallow person. perhaps you should fix the hole in your keg.
2007-10-10 14:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus would totally use it.
who wouldn't?
2007-10-10 21:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋