A woman got on a bus holding a baby. "Blimey," the bus driver said,
"that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed
that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathised and said, "He's a public servant! He shouldn't say
things to insult passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him
a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man agreed. "Here, let me hold your monkey"
2007-10-10 06:07:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oi u i posted that joke b4 ok so dnt go stealing ma joke sif ya get wat ah mayn
yh yh thats rite dnt u eva go beggin ma jokes or any other shi* u get may
2007-10-10 06:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that really made me burst!! ( im supposed to be doing homework, but i just couldnt resist a good joke....the hard part is concealing that I've just read something that's funny, aka not doing my english homework!! ah well. jokes are part of literacy, and that's english! (right??)
2007-10-10 06:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! ugly monkey baby!! lol
2007-10-10 06:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by JoJo =] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually i was sad bcoz my bottle of wine has broken and how i get that one i know.....but really u make me out of stress...i must say lolz
2007-10-10 06:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by FAYAZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD pretty funny...actually made me smile.
2007-10-10 06:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! :)
have a star
2007-10-10 06:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Elly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really good have a star
2007-10-10 06:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oo rrr lol
2007-10-10 06:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just wrong. lol
2007-10-10 06:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by tequilanikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-10 07:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋