A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which the blonde replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
2007-10-10 04:00:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard this one before.Very funny!!!
2007-10-10 04:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire: fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home. They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter". why cant blondes make kool-aid they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get square boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button." two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
2016-05-20 23:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, just like a blonde. Its funny i read the joke, and i can picture every second im reading in my head. lol
2007-10-10 04:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well most of them are dumb well the ones that are always talking like they got something in their mouth or the ones that look up when they talk
2007-10-10 12:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I could see some older people doing that as well.
2007-10-10 13:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
even though i feel offended when i hear dumb blonde jokes, thet was really funny!lol
2007-10-10 04:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by cassandra8507 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know I bet there are people like that in real life! Ha!!
2007-10-10 04:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by jenny2tone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes prefer convertibles?
More legroom!
2007-10-10 06:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy vey! a small chuckle from me.
2007-10-10 04:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I've heard it before but its still funny lol
2007-10-10 04:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋