he can make drinking really cheap- just order water and he can turn it into alcohol (this only works at bars at clubs they charge for water because of the x heads).
he is the ultimate revolutionary that is not afraid to speak his mind and takes no crap. He knew what he was saying would get him killed but said it anyway.
he could send the dude that the hot girl is talking to to hell so you could move in on her, no mess.
he could walk on water to impress the girls.
dude he is jesus. girls would be throwing themselves at him no matter how corny he talked to them!
of course he would have to shave his beard into a goatee and get a modern haircut- the only problem would be finding a non-gay hairstylist to help him as he would just end up in bed with the hot girl hairstylist because he is jesus.
2007-10-10 03:46:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Anyone that drinks and chills with prostitutes is fine by me.
2007-10-10 03:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 4⤋
Yeah, Jesus would be a sweet wingman.
You could get into all the barfights you wanted. If you accidentally died, he'd just bring you back like Lazarus.
2007-10-10 10:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some of them insult Him because they don't know anything about Him.
Case in point this answer by inbetwee... ma'am Jesus did NOT kill anyone, nor did He ever called for anyone to kill anyone. It just proves how much you don't know about Jesus. Stop smoking, you are killing the last brain cells you have.
2007-10-10 11:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bravado Guru 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I hang out with hippies, but that does not mean I approve of their nonconstructive life style.
2007-10-10 11:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Wandering_Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't seem to have a problem with the man, just the questionable stories about him and the behavior of his would-be followers.
2007-10-10 10:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
What you've described is no revolutionary. He's a boring conformist. How many of those bottles did you have to empty to create this delusion who would have had about as much chance of changing the world with such conformist thinking and behavior as the pupil in the eye of a dead ant?
2007-10-10 10:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by jaicee 6 · 1⤊ 9⤋
I don't insult Jesus. I just don't believe he was the son of god. He was just a man.
I could careless about the water to wine, since I don't drink. I don't need him to get rid of the guy. If I want the girl, I'll go get her.
2007-10-10 10:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by biller29 4 · 1⤊ 9⤋
Don't think I could hang with a man that has killed so many.
Plus I prefer Jack Daniels over wine.
2007-10-10 10:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 10⤋
Of course, if we athiests and agnostics saw Jesus do all of these things, we might end up Christians!
Besides, who says I insulted Jesus? I just insulted all of his idiot worshipers!
2007-10-10 10:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 2⤊ 9⤋
No, that's just it. He didn't do anything like that. He was a nut who thought he was god. There were lots of idiots around at that time. One of which was Apollonius of Tiana. I don't hang out with crazy people. Sorry.
2007-10-10 10:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 10⤋