George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!"
2007-10-10 03:32:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!!!!
2007-10-10 10:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
i wud luv 2 c the day he wets him self nd not with water
2007-10-10 04:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have nothing against the man but it was still cute. <3
2007-10-10 05:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been around-you just put whatever name in you want. First saw it with Hillary's.
2007-10-10 03:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that one a million times b4..it still is xtremely funny!!
2007-10-10 04:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Lawyered 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha you get two stars if i could give them to you
2007-10-10 12:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY HILARIOUS LMAO FUNNY STAR4 U
2007-10-10 03:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't promise
2007-10-10 03:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Child Of The Moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-10-10 03:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny
2007-10-10 03:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....ROTFLMAO!!!!! i thought this was going to go somewhere else...hehehe happy day:)
2007-10-10 03:56:30 · answer #11 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋