stolen peanuts..."star" if you think its funny joke?

Question

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

Answer 1

Hahaha! Gross!

Answer 2

Ok this is my favourite but it's pretty bad :) Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no hands :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates called pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's grey and has a trunk? A. A mouse going on holiday Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse coming back from holiday :) :) Hope you at least smiled :)

Answer 3

lol i used to do that with cashew nuts when we used to have a curry night and leave them on the side of my plate.

i didnt find out for weeks later that my mother was eating them blissfuilly unaware of what id done! she was mortified and always asked in future! lol

Answer 4

Hahahahahhahaaaaaaa, fookin brilliant love it, best laugh i've had today pmsl here.

Answer 5

That's a sick joke. I want to hear another one.

Answer 6

a bit yucky but good

Answer 7

I love it. Hahahahahaha.

Answer 8

omg im staring

Answer 9

nahhhhhhhhhhh
no sta
dnt fink this is funny

Answer 10

lol I did. That one is pretty good.