A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises
that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
AND
Divorced Barbie: £299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the
other Barbies are £19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...
2007-10-10 03:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, yeah ok have a star x
2007-10-10 03:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want to laugh at something eg. A dirty joke... Use your back molers (teeth) and hold your cheeks. Then take a big swallow while you're still holding then keep thinking "It's not funny" Or then think of something sad or makes you angry. (works on me!) And I used this tecnique for becoming a good actor and I got a little part in a movie. Do you laugh when you speak? Then just act really good because you gotta think you WANT to be a good actor... You're just talking and moving that's what got me through!
2016-05-20 23:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.Very cute.I think should throw in a bonus Ken doll,called Ripped A New Ken.Poor Ken.
2007-10-10 12:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brazen Barbie Dolls there Pierced Dude! Wear some diapers before you √ your e mail
2007-10-10 07:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not understand it at first, but soon got the gist of it. Where can I buy this divorce doll? For £299.95 it is quite cheap!
2007-10-10 04:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by kimmylee30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one I'm going to use this one at work today for sure
2007-10-10 03:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by RenTech 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a good one! LOL
2007-10-10 03:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Deanna luvs ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that means divorced more expensive than single.
hahaha.
2007-10-10 03:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by mizah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY LMAO FUNNY HILARIOUS STAR4 U
2007-10-10 03:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one!
2007-10-11 02:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋