2007-10-10 02:46:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seal the gates to St Peter's Square, tell the Swiss Guards to stop hiding their machine-guns, and unchain Satan from the basement.
Actually, scratch that. If there IS a zombie oubreak, it will probably have been caused by one of the Vatican's 'top scientists' taking a break from 'proving' AIDS viruses can dig through condoms. In that case, they'd deny it was them, witter on vaguely about the Apocalypse, and run for the helicopters.
2007-10-10 02:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
The Catholic Church has no position on this because there is no such things as zombies.
2007-10-10 12:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Daver 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, we've got plenty of Holy Water and you know that is about the only thing that works against hordes of undead. We would be leading the charge in the battle to rid the world of these nasties!
2007-10-10 09:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by Vernacular Catholic 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
That church is full of zombies. I hope for the opposite.
2007-10-10 09:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by brian 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Zombies don't exist
2007-10-10 09:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Gee, isn't CJ a wonderful Christian? "Catholics are Zombies" he said. There went your last shred of credibility CJ (if you ever had any to begin with).
As for your question, it is too childish to respond to.
2007-10-10 09:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Same thing everyone else would do, put their heads between their legs and kiss their a** good bye, oh and then they would come back and eat your brains...brains.....brains!
2007-10-10 09:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by robink71668 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The same way we deal with CJ on a regular basis.
2007-10-10 09:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by Thom 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Oh brother....
Hey CJ, we're still praying for you daily!
2007-10-10 09:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by SpiritRoaming 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Baptize them, of course. Then we'll never see them again. It always works that way.
2007-10-10 09:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 3⤋