A woman sitting in an adelaide restaurant suddenly begins to cough. After e few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals,Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?"asked Kenzie.
the woman signalled No!,desperately shaking her haed.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked brian. the woman shook her head ,No!
With that Kenzie walked behind her,lifted up the back of her dress,yanked her knickers down and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her a rse.
this shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again .
Kenzis swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody hind lick manoeuvre, but thats the first time i ever seen somebody do it mate!!"
2007-10-10 02:13:08 · 16 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG.LOL,lol,lol.10/10.
I'm not going to comment on that,for my own good, but omg lolx3 and 10/10 ,is telling you something.........don't you think?.
But from now on,I'll make sure that ,if I'm eating out ,I will not choke.lol.
2007-10-10 02:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-10 02:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? because of the fact he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What motives a nil.5 moon? pupil:once you won't be able to get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother only opened uup a shop. Tina: quite? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. that's all I have been given precise now desire you cherished em'
2016-12-14 13:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by wingert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy that was sssooo very funny,here have a star.And yes it is me wonderstar.xxx
2007-10-10 04:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a cracker haha a star on the way.
2007-10-10 02:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top class richy made me laugh out loud STAR for you ;)
2007-10-10 02:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soooo fckng funny.your a star..have a star
2007-10-10 02:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LMAO THATS FUNNY HILARIOUS STAR 4 U
2007-10-10 03:14:23 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-10 02:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahha omg thats hilarious. hahahaha.
2007-10-10 02:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by musicxxxxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋