Bill died, leaving a will that provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last of the visitors departed the affair, his widow, Helen, turned to her oldest friend and said, "Well, I'm sure Bill would be pleased."
"I'm sure you're right," replied Judy, who then lowered her voice and leaned in close, "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty-thousand."
"No!" Judy exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen replied, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Judy computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"
"Two and a half carats".
2007-10-10 02:08:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope my wife doesn't buy that kind of stone for me when I go.
2007-10-10 11:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah nice!!! "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
2016-05-20 22:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay! I can't stop laughing!
2007-10-10 02:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, that's one way of taking your money t the grave...heeheehheee
2007-10-10 02:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by eluded one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a very good one!
2007-10-10 03:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... she's really greaving indeed!
2007-10-10 02:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a clever woman!
*i want that stone!!!!!*
2007-10-10 03:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-10-10 05:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-10-10 02:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-10 02:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋