One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife.
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out. April,' he hollered into the bathroom,
'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a
snicker, 'It's not talcum powder......it's' Miracle Grow'.
2007-10-10
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