Which of these phrases should I use instead of cursing?

Question

Sometimes I curse a blue streak at work when my PC crashes. Should I try some of these replacement phrases instead to avoid getting in trouble with the boss?


- flibberty g dibbit (the g is pronounced as the letter)

- great bowls of bouncing blue cheerios

- beercakes and needle chairs

- slamtastic goofballs

- banana booger express

Answer 1

none of those really. though I say " shoot fire "

Answer 2

Flibberty G Dibbit of course!

You can add so many variations on that, it's nutty!

What the Flibber!
Son of a G-Dib!
Holy Dibbit!
Oh, for Flib-A-Dib's sake!
The Dibberty just hit the G-fan!

Answer 3

I have never, swore nor do but yours are so funny hehe. I would say they are harmless enough. I like the ' great bowls of bouncing blue cheerios' lol.

Answer 4

I really like slamtastic goofballs. Your very creative. Cursing should never be an option no matter where you are. Good luck.

Answer 5

Is this a test? I like " slamtastic goofballs" the
best. Where in the cathair did you come up
with this? I really like 'em all.

Answer 6

I love flibberty g dibbit.

Answer 7

Yeah. fidgeting with Magick, Magic, or perhaps Magic the amassing could be very undesirable information in case you don't comprehend what you're doing. Magic, being a formulaic technique is meant to offer repeatable effects. Say the spell precisely the final way, and you get what you want. Say it incorrect, and you get... no longer what you want. it extremely is variety of like working a device... Sharpen the reducing blade, screw it on tight, positioned the gas interior the gas tank, positioned the oil interior the oil tank, pull the twine, walk around, and you have mowed your backyard. forget to pull the twine, and you have pushed a lawnmower throughout your backyard for no reason. decrease to rubble with screwing the blade on tight, and you will unfastened your legs. Now... people who're no longer routinely vulnerable could be companies to injuries whilst they attempt to mow their very own lawns. normally, they're going to hire somebody else to do it for them, or locate a neighbor who will do it in replace for some want. whilst they hire somebody else, they no longer have plenty say in no rely if it particularly is carried out by utilising push mower, using mower, or a herd of sheep, yet whilst they clarify what they want finished nicely sufficient, the job would be carried out to their delight, no rely what particular words they use in getting the settlement ironed out. i might say which you're no longer magically vulnerable. you will possibly do greater valuable for your self in case you tried praying to three sentient being. locate one you have faith is effective sufficient to attend to the placement, clarify issues to them, and then do what they want finished in return. additionally, as with hiring a backyard care organization, in the event that they might't meet their end of the best purchase, your thoughts are to the two renegotiate till they do issues your way, or p.c.. somebody else who seems greater in a position. be confident to keep around for the suited quote.

Answer 8

Holy s hit that is funny, I like beercakes & needle chairs.

Answer 9

LMAO! I like them all but mostly the first one. Kudos on trying to get foul words out of your vocabulary.

Answer 10

Any of them will do just fine.No need being a potty mouth at work or any where else! Good Luck~

Answer 11

try these:

tartarsauce
sugar
mother...fffather sister brother
hunk a junk!


I hope i helped
-christina xoxox