and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Conan: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got caught drink driving.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Conan: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Conan: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Conan: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Conan: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Conan: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Conan: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Conan: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Conan: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Conan: Yeah, I'll bet that Liar told you I was speeding too!!
2007-10-10 00:57:48 · 12 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how little jo i only just posted it if you no like you no answer yaaaa
2007-10-10 01:02:55 · update #1
Very good...I bet it pees off the 'speed kills' prats though.
Speed doesn't kill...crashing does. Tiredness and drunkeness and loss of concentration cause many more accidents than driving over some archaic 1960s limit.
2007-10-10 01:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed when I read it for the first time. It's not funny anymore
2007-10-10 02:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I enjoyed it very much.
Keep up the great sense of humor.
Take care
2007-10-10 01:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have seen that one several times already.
2007-10-10 01:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny
2007-10-10 02:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-10 01:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah good one & i had not heard that one before
2007-10-10 01:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, really liked it alot!! :)
2007-10-10 01:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by loquita.bella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg so funny!
2007-10-10 00:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, i like that one!
2007-10-10 01:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋