A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "How do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How'd you know I was at Wal-mart?"
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2007-10-10 00:06:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-10 00:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by Quady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-10 00:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a blond joke: A brunette and a blond were in a elevator when a man with bad dandruff walks in. He presses his floor then gets off at the designated spot. After he leaves the brunette says, " Someone should give him Head and Shoulders. " to which the blond says," How do you give shoulders." LOL, thank you thank you
2016-05-20 22:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,lol,lol.10/10.
I didn't get the joke either,but here's what I think.
The hubby rings her and as it happens she's at Wal-mart,making her think [because it's a blonde joke,or any joke ] that he knows where she is.................right?.
2007-10-10 01:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alright, so I'm going to put this one down to the fact that I didn't get to bed until 2am and was still up at 8 but I didn't get that one at first.
Now I've thought about it and got it, it's just not funny.
2007-10-10 00:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very good. Must try to explain that to my blonde neighbour! lol
2007-10-10 06:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..earned a star from me. But...how did he know? LOL
2007-10-10 00:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one...have a star
2007-10-10 01:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-10 03:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes me too..
explain plz
2007-10-10 00:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by lucifer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i want to know the answer..
2007-10-10 00:19:58 · answer #11 · answered by nish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋